In Russia guns solve problems (Part 1 of 2)

Kinja'd!!! "Joyrider" (joegoulet)
02/02/2014 at 15:33 • Filed to: Only in Russia

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DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! JustWaitingForAMate > Joyrider
02/02/2014 at 15:36

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I've tended to find that guns solve problems in every country.


Kinja'd!!! Battery Tender Unnecessary > JustWaitingForAMate
02/02/2014 at 15:37

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Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Joyrider
02/02/2014 at 15:38

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He's got good trigger discipline, I'll give him that.


Kinja'd!!! Joyrider > JustWaitingForAMate
02/02/2014 at 15:41

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Yea makes sense, just maybe less easy access to them possibly.

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Kinja'd!!! Joyrider > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
02/02/2014 at 15:43

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He doesn't even try lol. He just knows this is all it will take for these punks!


Kinja'd!!! Rattleface Blouses > Joyrider
02/02/2014 at 15:48

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I wish I could find the video for that. The music is icing on the cake.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Joyrider
02/02/2014 at 16:05

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I don't know, I see a guy pull out a AKSU-74 I'm not about to argue with him.


Kinja'd!!! Joyrider > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
02/02/2014 at 16:08

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anytime a sub-machine gun comes out, its serious shit!


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > Joyrider
02/02/2014 at 16:21

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Are they driving an 8 series? Really looks like it.


Kinja'd!!! Joyrider > Klaus Schmoll
02/02/2014 at 16:23

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Probably done up by Dinan lol!


Kinja'd!!! merkyg > Joyrider
02/02/2014 at 16:23

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^^ That's what the main character of most video games (GTA etc) would actually look like if they were accurate.


Kinja'd!!! Joyrider > merkyg
02/02/2014 at 16:25

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Face and all!


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > Joyrider
02/02/2014 at 16:27

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Dinan is non-existant outside the US. I live pretty close to Munich and consider myself somewhat of a person who likes all things BMW, but I only learned about the existance of that shop on this site.


Kinja'd!!! Joyrider > Klaus Schmoll
02/02/2014 at 16:31

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Well those folks are missing out! He had massive press in the 90's with the magazines in the states for his chips and other upgrades. Dinan's 850 twin turbo was the real deal.


Kinja'd!!! KillerRaccoon - Group J's Sébastien Loeb > Joyrider
02/02/2014 at 16:35

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Man, I wish that gif wasn't kinja'd up for me.


Kinja'd!!! Joyrider > Rattleface Blouses
02/02/2014 at 16:38

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I dont know the video.


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > Joyrider
02/02/2014 at 16:50

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That may be, but if these cars have been soooo gooood, why did they never venture into BMW's home turf and pit them against Alpina and Hartge?


Kinja'd!!! Joyrider > Klaus Schmoll
02/02/2014 at 16:56

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Geographic reasons possibly. I know their work is warrantee'd by BWM corporate through the dealers here in the US. I think Alpina has the same deal in europe. So it could have something to do with that agreement.


Kinja'd!!! KnifeKnut > Joyrider
02/02/2014 at 17:01

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An entertaining gif at first, but a little critical thought and you have to call shenanigans.


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > Joyrider
02/02/2014 at 17:06

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Nope, Alpina cars are not registered as BMWs. Their titles say "Alpina" where it says "make". On the one hand, this is an honour for Alpina, but it also means that BMW is not taking any responsibility for these cars.


Kinja'd!!! merkyg > Joyrider
02/02/2014 at 18:44

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If that's me playing Fallout, triple the amount of weapons and make the face twice as deranged...


Kinja'd!!! wkiernan > Joyrider
02/03/2014 at 15:45

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In an ideal world the guy in the car behind would have PIT-maneuvered the BMW, which would have rolled while the gun dude still had his arms out the window, thus crushing them against the pavement and tearing his hands off.

I live in Florida. I'm so fucking sick of guns everywhere all the time. Assholes.


Kinja'd!!! Joyrider > wkiernan
02/03/2014 at 17:29

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Why didn't I think of the pit maneuver!